Making a V Stitch Blanket When You Actually Need It So I made one of these in spring 2022 when I was basically living on my couch and needed something repetitive to do with my hands. The V stitch blanket is honestly one of those patterns where you can zone out completely and still end […]
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Getting Started With Summer Crochet Tops So the first top I actually finished was back in spring 2022 and honestly I started it because I was bored during this whole situation with my ex and needed something to do with my hands that wasn’t checking my phone every five minutes. Crochet tops seem intimidating but […]
The Basic Shamrock Thing I Made Last March So I was making these shamrocks in March 2023 while my cat kept trying to steal the yarn ball and honestly it’s not that complicated but there’s this one step that drove me absolutely nuts. You start with a magic ring which is way easier than it […]
okay so ribbed beanies I made one of these last fall, like October 2023 maybe? I was binge-watching some true crime thing on Netflix and just wanted something mindless to work on. The ribbed texture is actually way easier than it looks which is honestly the best part about this whole pattern. So the main […]
Making the Actual Bag Holder So I made one of these in spring 2022 when my kitchen drawer was literally overflowing with plastic bags and I was honestly just tired of looking at the mess. The pattern is basically a tube with elastic at the top and bottom, super straightforward once you get going. You’re […]
Making Crochet Eggs Without Losing Your Mind So I made like fifteen of these things back in March 2022 because my sister wanted them for her Easter brunch and honestly once you get the hang of it they’re pretty straightforward but that first one took me forever because I kept making it lopsided. The pattern […]
okay so crochet easter eggs So I made these back in spring 2022 when I was basically just trying to keep my hands busy because my sister kept texting me about family drama and I needed something mindless to do while half-watching her meltdowns unfold. Easter eggs are actually perfect for that because they’re small […]
Okay so I made this blue Barbie dress last July when it was like stupidly hot outside and my AC was broken, which honestly made crocheting tiny things kind of annoying because your hands get sweaty but whatever. The thing about doll dresses is they seem like they should be quick projects but they’re actually […]
Getting Started With The Actual Pattern So basically you’re gonna need cotton yarn for this, not acrylic because acrylic melts when it gets hot and also doesn’t absorb water which is like the whole point of a dish towel. I made my first batch in spring 2022 when I was staying at my sister’s place […]
Making the Actual Candy Corn Shape So basically you’re gonna start with the white tip because that’s the easiest way to get the cone shape right. I made like fifteen of these last July 2024 when my sister asked me to help with her kid’s birthday party and honestly the first three looked pretty rough […]










