Monthly Archives: March 2026

Mosaic Crochet Blanket: Overlay Pattern Tutorial

so you wanna make a mosaic crochet blanket okay so last spring 2024 I finally sat down and made one of those mosaic overlay blankets everyone kept posting about and honestly it’s not as complicated as it looks but there ARE some things I wish someone had told me before I started. I used Lion […]

Granny Square Pants: Crochet Trousers Pattern

okay so granny square pants are basically what they sound like but actually making them wearable is trickier than you’d think. I made my first pair in spring 2022 when I was stuck at home with nothing to do and figured why not turn those squares I’d been making into something other than another blanket […]

Crochet Makeup Bag: Cosmetic Pouch Patterns

Why I Even Started Making These Things So last spring, April 2023 specifically, I was sitting on my couch watching some terrible reality show and realized all my makeup was just rattling around in my purse getting covered in like crumbs and receipts. Gross. I’d been crocheting for years but mostly just blankets and scarves, […]

Crochet Arm Warmers: Fingerless Sleeve Patterns

Basic Supplies and Getting Started So you’re gonna need a hook obviously, I used a 5mm for most of mine but honestly it depends on your yarn weight. I made my first pair back in spring 2022 when I was binge-watching Severance and just needed something to do with my hands that wasn’t scrolling through […]

Crochet Instructions: Complete Beginner’s Tutorial

okay so first you need to get your supplies I’m gonna tell you straight up what you actually need because most tutorials make this seem way more complicated than it is. You need a crochet hook and yarn. That’s literally it to start. I remember sitting in my apartment in summer 2024 trying to learn […]

Granny Square Jacket: Cardigan Pattern Tutorial

Making the Granny Square Jacket So I made this granny square cardigan back in spring 2022 when I was basically living on my couch watching old episodes of The Office for the third time, and honestly it turned out way better than I expected even though the process was kinda all over the place. The […]

Virus Shawl Crochet: Circular Pattern Tutorial

okay so the virus shawl thing I made my first one in spring 2022 when I was basically avoiding actual responsibilities and just wanted something repetitive to do with my hands. The circular version is honestly easier than it looks once you get the rhythm down but nobody tells you that the first three rounds […]