Monthly Archives: April 2026

Granny Square Jumper: Sweater Pattern Tutorial

Making the Granny Square Jumper Thing So I made this granny square jumper back in spring 2022 when I was basically living on my couch binge-watching The Crown and honestly it was one of those projects that sounds way more complicated than it actually is. Like you make a bunch of squares and sew them […]

Simple Crochet Blanket: Easy Beginner Patterns

Getting Started With Your First Blanket So basically you’re gonna want to pick a simple stitch pattern because trying anything complicated for your first blanket is just setting yourself up to hate the whole thing. I made my first actual blanket in spring 2022 when I was stuck at home with nothing to do and […]

Granny Square Purse: Bag Pattern Tutorial

Making the Granny Square Purse Thing So I made this granny square purse back in spring 2022 when I was basically living on my couch binge-watching The Office for like the third time, and I needed something to do with my hands that wasn’t just scrolling through my phone. The whole granny square purse idea […]

Easy Crochet Blanket: Beginner Afghan Patterns

Starting With The Simplest Pattern That Actually Works So the first blanket I made was back in spring 2022 when I was basically living on my couch and needed something to do with my hands while binge-watching that show Severance. I picked the absolute easiest pattern which is basically just single crochet rows back and […]

Crochet Keychain Patterns: Quick Gift Ideas

okay so keychain patterns are honestly perfect when you need something fast I made like six of these back in spring 2022 when my sister’s birthday was coming up and I totally forgot until three days before. Started with little hearts because they’re stupidly easy and you can finish one while watching TV. I was […]

Crochet Bandana: Headscarf & Neckerchief Patterns

So you wanna make a crochet bandana Okay so last spring I made like three of these because I was going through this whole phase where I kept burning my neck in the sun and regular bandanas from the store just felt too stiff. Started with the basic triangle pattern because honestly that’s the easiest […]

Granny Square Sweater: Complete Crochet Pattern

okay so granny square sweaters I made my first actual wearable granny square sweater in spring 2022 when I was between jobs and had way too much time on my hands. Been making the squares themselves forever but never actually assembled them into something I’d wear outside the house until then. The pattern I used […]